Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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