Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
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The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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