how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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