i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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