if you like me you must not know who I am
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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