so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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