I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
