O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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