the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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