either way he was missing a nipple.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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