i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
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You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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