Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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