Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
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Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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