Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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