i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
