i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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