Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Dignity is for republicans.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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