This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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