stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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