Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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