The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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