No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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