I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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