I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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