we have officially lost it.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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