So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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