Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
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My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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