You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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