I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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