There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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