Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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