on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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