bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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