I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
So here I am, sexting at work.
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