Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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