went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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