We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
He has the fingertips of a God
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