you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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