I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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