She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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