Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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