You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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