She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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