ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
