420 ftw
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize