Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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