once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Text me some of your sweat
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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