also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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