somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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