I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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