How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I don't think brook has ever known best
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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