I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
Randomize
