I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
BRING THE BAGELS
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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