What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
