The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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