THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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