My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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