The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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