My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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