WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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