She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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