my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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